Frothing Demand

When the government’s tax intake doesn’t even remotely come close to covering the country’s budget, demand more tax cuts.

At this rate, all Melburnian first home buyers are going to have to move to Tasmania.

The ads are the only thing that won’t be retconned.

Beware of Captain Bogan, the Australia Day villain. He’ll be wearing an Australian flag as a cape, wielding a beer glass as a club, and bellowing drunken racist drivel. His goal is to make Australians look backwards and unevolved.

People who didn’t read Frothing Demand in 2010 cost the site $1 billion in lost revenue in 2010.

Sales down 75% through September, prices of new land releases up 15%. Melbourne land developers fail to grasp basic economics?

Yes, I finally got rid of the awful theme that was on here before. This one isn’t much better, but it doesn’t make me want to puke, and will do until I can afford to hire a designer to overhaul my sites.

When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “Yes!”

Nothing good comes from reheating pasta.

The final days of the Christmas shopping period bring out Christmas trolls; groups of short, fat beings with unpleasant odours and a constantly agitated look on their face. Christmas trolls cannot walk at a pace faster than 1km/h, and tend to walk in groups of three to five, always side by side, often stopping randomly in walkways to converse about nonsense, clogging the flow of foot traffic and causing annoyance to a great many.